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colorado-wannabe: So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:13:39 -0400

So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”

lightspeedsound: lunapics: theshells: I can’t stop laughing...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:13:13 -0400

lightspeedsound:

lunapics:

theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also:

punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot

purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous)

literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)

Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”)

Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry

Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad.

youngblackandvegan: pussyharvest: 4gifs: Twerkin on yo...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:11:45 -0400

youngblackandvegan:

pussyharvest:

4gifs:

Twerkin on yo head

black female supremacy

black feminism

sooooooooooo damn disrespectful

and i fuckin love it

-chicagobulls: Great season for our chicago bulls, yeah we got...

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:27:20 -0400

-chicagobulls:

Great season for our chicago bulls, yeah we got beat by miami but who cares?

we were an injury prone team the whole year but we still made it really far, more far than everyone thought. Plus we discovered that Jimmy Butler and nate robinson are awesome players. Hopefully we see some familiar faces next year, and come and destroy, if no injuries occur.

Derrick rose, Jimmy Butler, Luol Deng, Carlos Boozer, Joakim Noah.

and then robinson & taj coming off the bench.

Sounds like a good plan, well thank you chicago bulls for a great season and fuck you all bandwagons we dont need you guys